“One thing lead to another, and we woke up conjoined...” Kara explained.
“Like those reporters on TV?” Julia recalled.
“Not exactly...” Henry added. “Kara turned into my dick.”
“I thought you weren’t going to be specific...” Kara frowned.
“What?!?” Julia nearly choked on the last bite of her bread stick. “You... His... Oh wow... How would that even work? How did you know? Did the pubes match Kara’s hair color or something?”
“It wasn’t like that... I just shrank down and my legs fused ... down there.” Kara blushed.
She almost didn’t believe her own words. Evidentially that painted an even funnier picture in Julia’s mind, who began laughing harder.
“... Anyway...” Kara continued. “We didn’t really know what to do, so your brother suggested that we go back to the mall to see if we could find answers at the crash site.”
“It was definitely a long shot, but we got really lucky.” Henry added. “The site was fenced off, but we managed to sneak in.”
“The pod I saw last week was gone...” Kara explained as she pulled the shard from her pocket. “But this started glowing in a pile of broken tiles. It told us why it was here and why people were changing.”
“And it split us apart...” Henry added.
“Yea...” Kara agreed. “Not long after that, I called you...”