Your dog instinct come in and as soon as you hear the mailman you run outside and chase him down the street and then bite him right in the butt.
Man does it feel good to do that.
The mailman screams and runs down the street still screaming.
Heh heh.
Then you feel yourself being lifted up in the air by a net by a dog catcher.
What do we have here, a dog with no leash and bitting the mailman. Lets take a look at your collar. Hm, you live over there. Lets take you to your masters.
He walks over to your house and rings the doorbell. Your mom answers the door.
Yes, may I help you?
I found your dog attacking the mailman and was out without a leash. I thought I should bring him back to you to see if you want him put down.
We dont and never had owned a dog.
Well his collar says your address.
I cant explain it but he is not our dog.
Ok, im sorry to bother you mam.
He takes you and puts you in the truck and takes you to the dog pound. He puts you in a cage.
Unless someone wants to take you home in 5 days or less, Ill have to put you down.
5 days later.....