I want to be a mermaid.
You sure?
Yes, I am positive that I want to be a mermaid.
Well, ok.
She snaps her fingers and your legs and feet start to turn into a flipper.
This is cool.
But it doesnt end there, you begin to grow breat and your hair becomes long.
Hey, what did you do to me?
I am doing what you want. You wanted to be a mermaid.
But not a female mermaid.
What do you think a mermaid is.
Creatured with fins and a body of a human.
That is true but mermaids are female what you wanted was to be a mer-Man.
Ok, I want to be a merman.
Sorry, cant help you there. Only one wish.
She then swims away and you are now stuck as a mermaid.
This really stinks. I might as well try to enjoy it. The best I can.