You decide to become a simple shirt. You go up to the clerk and say, "I would like to become a simple green shirt." The clerk responds, "Okay, what size would you like to be?" "Uh, youth large please." "Set time?" "Um, a week please." "Who will be picking you up to wear you?" "My teenage sister." "Okay sir, follow me." The clerk leads you down a hall where there are various machines. She tells you to step onto a platform, and you do so. She then walks over to a control panel and pushes some buttons.myou then start to feel weird. You look down and see your legs start to retract into your upper body, leaving you floating. Next your arms shorten to stubs, then your head retracts into your chest, and your eyes move to your chest area. Your skin then turns green and fabricates as you feel yourself hollowing out. You then flutter to the ground. The clerk picks you up and puts you on a hanger and into a closet.