Joe was 41 and was doing well for himself as for a farmer. He made great profit and was known for his crops as well milk he sold from the "cows". Joe had ordered the chronically on an Internet website in hopes he could fix or "readjust" his family. He had 3 idiot sons; Jack who was 24, Liam who was 22, and Jordan who was 20. The only thing they were good for was doing farm work and debating over who had the biggest Penis. Jordan usually topped his brothers with his 13 inch tool.
Joe also had 2 daughters, Bella and Lucille, who have never lifted a trowel in their life. The only good they've very done for Joe was take pictures of the adorable animals for the farm's social media pages. Lucille is 16 and a year older than her sister. Joe wants them to benefit the farm in some way, but knows that will never happen unless chronically changes things. Aside from his 5 children on his farm Joe hado a vast amount of kin over at his sister's ranch a few miles over. The reason for this is because of joe's wife Taylor. Taylor is 38 and has been married to Joe for 23 years. Joe has become very ashamed of his wife as she has turned into a breeding ground for their 3 sons ever since they were old enough to know where their "parts" went which for Jack was 10. Giving birth each year after that. Rarely do they ever know who the dad is. But Joe still gave her his own treatment despite being small compared to his children.
Today was to be the day Joe would get the program in the mail. He had reafound a manual on how to operate it over the last few weeks and knew what he was gonna do...