You feel a terrible sense of foreboding and change. Your new tonnage seems suddenly normal and you start to fall forward on all fours. Your hands are changing and hairs are sprouting in odd places. To your horror you realize you are becoming a donkey. A fat one also.
Your ears become long, your body starts to grow brown fur and your body grows far
You try to call for help but all that comes out is "He ha he ha".
You have become a very fat jackass.
Two men come and take you away.
Who is next to try the scale.
They take you to...