A college age boy sat on his couch, trying to ignore the two commercials and fiddling with a device. He had on a white tank top, torn jean shorts and sandals. He also had curly blond hair. The messages were an annoying distraction from his work - building a 'Cheerleaderification' Ray for his science project!
Despite his attempt to focus all his attention on his invention, some of the message from the commercials did filter through to his brain. He had to admit - he was worried about someone derailing his plans, and sending his life spiraling out of control in a direction he did not like. As preposterous as it seemed, he had even heard of a group of ninjas roaming the campus, attacking promising students such as himself. He considered calling the number for Barry McGary's Special Pest Control, and asking for some type of pre-emptive protection.
But then he decided his time was better spent finishing his work. After all, you make your own paths in this world. You create your own destiny. He decided to forge his own trail in the story of his life and continued to fiddle with his device, ignoring all other distractions. As expected, no ninjas or all powerful antagonists suddenly appeared to stop him.
The screen flickered, and he saw the anime girl appear and wink at him. He grabbed the remote and threw it at the TV, smashing the screen. He had no time for such nonsense.
He held up his 'Cheerleaderification' Ray and admired his work. It was finally ready! But who would be his first test subject?