One minute Chad was sitting in the exam room waiting for the doctor, and the next he woke up inside something hard and dark. It was like he was flattened between two walls. He thought for a moment he might be in a coffin. Then he heard Bruno's and Dirk's voices.
"Hey, Dirk, Chad here?" Bruno asked.
"Yeah, he's underneath here pressed between two boards, just like you said," Dirk answered.
"Wicked, I hope it worked!"
"It should have. When Chad changes into a singlet, he loses consciousness first, and then his body changes. When he changes back, his consciousness returns, and then the singlet changes to flesh. He cannot change back if he's being worn. If he's physically confined, his consciousness should return, but the physical transformation is inhibited. So he should be conscious now pressed between the two planks."
"Good, I cannot wait to put him on, and have him aware of it," Bruno said.
Chad hears the sound of a lounge chair being dragged on concrete. Then he hears the whir of a power drill extracting bolts or screws from wood. The enormous pressure pressing on him starts to lessen. Then it is gone. Sunlight blasts down on him. He cannot move. Dirk, and Bruno are towering over him, both are naked. Bruno reaches down and snatches him up by his shoulder straps? He really is a singlet. All those blackouts, Dirk was wearing him? What? No! Bruno steps into the singlet. Chad is screaming. Bruno snaps the shoulder straps over his shoulders, and grins down at his massive bulge stretching Dirk's singlet.
"Cool, I can hear him screaming," Bruno said.
"Whatever, just make sure I get my singlet back for practice tomorrow," Dirk said lying back down on the lounge chair, and working on his line-free tan.
"Now, Chad, I told you that you'd end up on the swim team. Well, at least on captain of the swim team," Bruno said rubbing his leaking bulge. Then he dove into the pool.
As the water enveloped Chad, he feared he would drown.
Silly, football jock, swimsuits don't breathe air! thought Bruno with a laugh, as he turned his head to breathe.