"Self regenerating disposable nappy." They all burst into laughter, "Don't worry you'll remain aware and with full sensory input, the inside of the nappy will be your face."
"WHAT!"
"You will become a nappy to be used by the different babies at the child care center, as long as you stay in the center, you'll regenerate with in an hour or two of being thrown in the pail, and transported to the pile of fresh nappies ready to be used again. I guess eventually you'll get worn home, that time you won't be regenerating though you'll get to spend the rest of your like fill of waste," as she finishes explain a blue glow forms inside the chamber "Well bye Nick."
As the glow encompass him his skins begins to tingle as he begins to shrink and his face stretches out to cover his entire front, which quickly becomes the inside of a disposable nappy ready to provide some young child with protection.