The applications for the others schools had all filled up. From the greatest, to the not so great, to the 'desperate times desperate measures'. Either from laziness, work-overload before time, or those who had been pressured into it at the last moment by family.
Only three brochures remained, for three very strange schools, all of which that sounded like a prank instead of an actual option, even if it was a clearly well done prank. But neither desperate parents nor those with certain futures can be choosers, and think they have nothing left to lose.
CATS EARS MAID Training Center: We promise upon completion of training: lifetime job security, a life time of free medical including dental, no prerequisites required. Be free of that annoying doubts and questioning of what your purpose for living is, be certain completely of what your reason for living is. You will never feel regret for your choice upon training completion, guaranteed. You will be guaranteed a job upon completion. You will leave with a smile, guaranteed. Be happy to serve, you will.
Dark Rock Monstrous Education Center: Let out your inner beast, your inner strength, your inner terror. Learn a new way of thinking, a new way of seeing the world, and rise above the cattle of humanity. Be free of all restraints of being human. A vast variety of forms and shapes await you. Bring fear and nightmares upon the human, and be one with your darkness.
Magical Girl Academy: Fight for love and justice. Believe that good can and should always triumph over evil. Protect the innocent. Inspire hope in people. Warning: If you're a boy, say bye bye to your Y chromosome for good. Also, get ready to need an escort for those PG-13 movies, just fair warning. Also, be prepared for varying amount of attitude adjustment. Note, criminals, and illegal immigrants at all granted total pardon and amnesty upon entry, but you are legally bound to complete your education once you've started. Unlike the other two, we won't hide that high price you'll have to pay. ARE YOU willing to pay it to protect your kin and kith, and their kin and kith, from evil and despair? Do you have that kind of courage? Or just have nothing left to lose? We can take you in, we'll accept you as family. A new world awaits you.