You look at your arms and see thick red and yellow scales covering your arm. You immediately call back the number.
"Hello, FurryFun, how can I help ..... oh, it's you, " says the woman coldly on the other line. "What do you want?"
Your hand is changing. Your fingernails are becoming long talons, and your pants feel tight as your thighs expand. It is getting hard to hold the phone in your hand.
"I think there has been a misunderstanding, " you say. Your tongue feels different. Longer and thinner. It is hard to form the words. "I don't want any of your furry products...."
The woman sighs. "I know, sir. That is why you were given a product without fur. Are you still not satisfied?"
"No, no, " you lisp. "I don't want this...."
The woman on the phone scoffs. "Sheesh, you are a tough one. How about another adjustment?"
You feel a tingle in your groin, and look down to see your penis and testicles retreat into a slit covered in scales. You waist narrows, and your hips get wider. You shirt bulges, as two large melons grow beneath the scales on your chest. Your hair falls off, leaving you bald. And a large hood forms from your shoulders to your head. Your teeth recede, leaving you with two very large and sharp fangs. You hiss at the phone.
"Ssstop, " you say. "I am not sssatisssfied. Make me ...." you begin to make a request to become normal again. But the woman interrupts you.
"Sir, I mean, Madam. I think we have been very generous with you. You have been give not one, but two transformations on a trial basis. It is not recommended to mix more than that. I would advise you to just be satisfied with your one week trial. If you are still not satisfied, you can return everything in a week, " says the woman in a mocking tone. Is she playing with you? "Of course, if you are still not satisfied, we can add something else. It is always fun and informative when customers test unapproved products. It always yields such interesting results."
"No, no, " you say quickly. You voice is decidedly higher and feminine. "I will jussssst ssssstick with the week trial."
"Good choice, " says the woman. "We look forward to hearing from you in a week. Have fun, and thanks for using FurryFun."
The line goes dead, as your fused legs split your pants, and continue growing into a long tail. You slither to the mirror, and see an anthro-morphic snake woman staring back.