It was a typical day for Ken and Harry when the boys decided to come back. Harry spotted them first, but he thought they were regular folk. It had been about five years since the whole thing had happened and they hadn't seen them in a long time. Harry looked closer and recognized them.
"Ken" Harry spoke. "We've got company." Without Ken saying a word Harry turned a complete hundred and eighty degrees showing him the group of slackers.
"Oh shit." Ken said. "What do they want?"
Harry huffed.
The kids came up to them, it was apparent to them that they could not remember their names.
"Hey why it isn't Kenneth the asshole doing?" One of them spoke.
"That's right assholes don't talk." They laughed. Harry started to get riled up. They of course calmed them down.
"It's okay, we just here to get Ken." They patted his nuzzle.
"Ken, we were wondering if you could come with us and rule the world together."
"It would take a while for you to get caught up on what mischief we've been up to."
"No" I answered. "I rather be with Harry then to be with you."
"Ken why are you doing this?" Harry asked.
They all laughed.
"Are you telling us that you want to be this horses' asshole for the rest of your life"
"Harry is half the men that you'll ever be." I yelled.
"Whatever let's go into town again and grow our own garden."
They left them alone, and started to walk down the road.
"I can't believe you did that, why would you throw all that away, just to be my asshole... forever?"
"You've been so worth all the piles of shit that I had to go through, besides I mind being your asshole forever."
Harry's tail then wracked his face with a slap, but he couldn't help but laugh.
"I'm glad that you would keep me company besides the hot mares out in the field."
"Well what about that phase you were in when you turned gay, I hurt for weeks. I'm glad we can get through it all together."
"That's great but it's time to relieve yourself."
The horse lifted his tail exposing Ken then he started to throw up the shit that the horse had eaten. He didn't mind at all.