You realize how dire your situation really is, and think. You grab the paperclip you always keep in your back pocket, just in case of situations like the one you are in now, and try to pick the lock. It works! You wait until they go to the dungeon or wherever and run. you stop by a doorway and try to plot your escape. It seems you are in their planning room or whatever. "Heh, real smart," you think to yourself. You find notes, a screenplay, and a map of the area. You've been kidnapped and taken off of Pleasure Island, and now are somewhere in the mid/south Carribean, so your best bet is to try and get to Puerto Rico and fly home.
You loot the map, and grab a weapon, which, in this case, was a hello kitty baseball bat. Whatever works, right? You luckily are able to knock out one of your assailants, leaving only one more left. You rampage through the building, which is more of a storage shack than anything, and find him quivering in a locked closet. You beat down the door and demand an answer to why he brought you here. He chuckles a bit at the baseball bat, then gulps when you express dominance."Listen, we just owed this guy some money and he said the only way to pay him back was to make a porno. We don't want any trouble. If there is anything that you could do to help us, please." You notice he has a very heavy latin accent. You are straight, but have wondered about trying new things. Your girlfriend is a real b***h (a/n sorry I have no idea what this site's rules on profanity are, I am just a gay boy with a laptop) anyways, and you only live once. Perhaps it might be a good idea to try it?