Chad felt liquid gush from inside the candy. It tasted like a mix of latex and raspberry. He felt suddenly odd. He leaned over and opened his mouth and looked in a nearby mirror. He could see blue goo stretching between his teeth like rubber cement. His lips were blue too. Chad turned to face Rick who was standing there grinning with his arms crossed and a massive boner.
"Mpft-gug-gug-phiz!" said Chad angrily with his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth.
"No, Chad, I didn't lie. The candy wasn't the prank. The prank was the liquid I injected into the candy. Bet you wonder what you're changing into?" Rick asked.
"Mig-uhk-iii-ooo!" Chad grabbed his blue belly and doubled over. He was turning blue again!
"Yeah, your vocal chords are probably little more than Silly String. I'm surprised you can still talk and walk as well as you can. You're going to make one heck of a condom."
"Mmpftzzzzzzzzzzzz," Chad gasped as he collapsed a hollow shrinking bit of blue rubber.
He was still writhing like a worm on the floor when Rick picked him up, and compressed his struggling blue condom into a disc and shoved it into a small foil and clear plastic pouch with a plastic sandwich bag type of zipper. He held the square with the disc in it up to his eye, and said, "Yeah, Chad, you remember last year when the Varsity and JV team passed around that "magic" condom? Guess who that was," Rick grinned, "Guess who this year's condom is? Oh, wait, you already know. Wish I got to be first, but it goes by team rankings. Lessee, Chad is MVP, so who was second in the voting? Yeah, hope you got plenty of stretch, he's well endowed."