Chad reached behind his head, trying to reach the zipper.
"Hey, hey. What are you doing? You just put us on. You haven't even tried us yet," said Mindy.
"Yeah, " said Cindy. "We can be a lot of fun. It has been a while, but we still know some of the best clubs and places to have fun."
"I don't want to have any fun, " said Chad.
"What kind of person doesn't want to have fun?" asked Cindy with confusion.
"Look, I like fun. I just don't want to be a girl. Or a dog," said Chad.
"Listen, bub. There is nothing wrong with a guy trying a girl bodysuit. People do it all the time. The saleswoman outside is actually a guy in a girl suit. Why don't you give a try? You might like it. And calling us a dog," said Mindy. She scoffed. "Well, that is just insulting. We are no common everyday animal. We are a mythical creature, a creature of legend. We have played with Gods. So, please don't insult us."
Chad peered out the drapes. Kim was still there, but she was nearing the exit. Hopefully, she would leave soon, and he could get out of this crazy outfit.
"Oh, hiding out from someone? " said Mindy.
"Who is she? She's pretty. Is she your girlfriend? " asked Cindy.
"Quiet, you two, " hissed Chad. Kim left, and Chad felt a little relieved. Then the saleswoman looked the back of the store. Was she looking for him?
Mindy clicked her tongue. "Tsk, tsk, " she said.
"What? What's the matter?" asked Chad.
"That saleswoman. She's a tough one. She will make you pay for us, now that you tried us on," said Mindy.
"She will?" asked Cindy. Mindy glared at her and she shut her mouth.
"How much do you cost?" asked Chad.
"Oh, about 10,000 dollars. But I think you can rent us for 2,000," said Mindy.
"Wow, I didn't know we were that expensive, " said Cindy. Mindy glared at her once again.
"I don't have that much money!" said Chad.
"Well then, I suggest you just sneak out the back. If you hurry, she won't notice," said Mindy.
"Good idea, " said Chad, as he reached back to remove the suit.
"Whoa, whoa. You don't have time for that. She will be back here any minute. Just leave right now, and change later," said Mindy.
"But what will people think when they see me? A three-headed dog is not exactly inconspicuous," said Chad.
Mindy scoffed. "Are you kidding? You'll be walking outside a bodysuit store. Everyone outside on the street is probably in a different bodysuit. They wont think anything different about you," said Mindy.
"They will probably be jealous, " said Cindy. "Not everyone is as beautiful as we are."
"I don't know," said Chad. "I am not a thief. I don't want to steal."
"You can just return us later. Slip us under the door after the store is closed. Or mail us for God's sake. But you have to go now," said Mindy.
"Uh, oh. Here she comes, " said Cindy.
Chad didn't take long to think. He grabbed his clothes, and slipped out the back door. The salesperson looked into the empty changing room. She shrugged. The guy must have left when she was helping the girls. She hadn't seen him take any of the costumes. And no one would be stupid enough to try one without the non-stick spray that she kept behind the counter. She heard the bell chime, and walked back to the entrance to greet her next potential customer.