Cha woke up with a pounding headache. What had he done last night? He vaguely remembered dancing, drinking, and .... did he actually kiss Kim, or was that just a dream? He looked at the clock in the living room.
"Shit! I'm late for work, " said Chad, as he jumped up.
The girls groaned as he pulled their heads up. They were nursing their own hangovers.
"Hey what's the big rush?" said Mindy.
"Yeah. Just give me a few more minutes sleep, " said Cindy.
Chad was at first startled to find two canine heads beside him. Then he remembered the costume shop, and the rest of his memories came flooding back.
"Shit, I am still wearing that stupid bodysuit. Where is the damn zipper?" said Chad, as he reached behind his back.
"Easy, there, easy, " said Mindy, as he turned and made her dizzy.
"Yeah, why don't you just take us with you?" said Cindy.
"What? I can't go into work like this?" said Chad.
"Then you better find another job, " said Mindy.
Chad stopped moving. "What?"
Mindy sighed. "I guess we might as well tell him. He was going to find out sooner or later."
Cindy smiled happily. "We are permanently bonded now. Sisters forever. Yea!"
"What?" said Chad with shock.
"Listen, you forgot to use the non-stick spray. If you don't use it, the connection between body and bodysuit becomes permanent," said Mindy.
"No, no, " said Chad desperately, as he began to feverishly reach around his back in a futile attempt to reach the zipper.
"C'mon Chad. It's not that bad. We are really good companions. And this body is really hot," pleaded Cindy.
Chad just continued to moan, turning rapidly in circles trying to locate a seam or zipper.
"Okay, enough of this shit," said Mindy. She focused, and gained control of his right side, halting him in place. Cindy focused on the left, and Chad found himself a prisoner in his own body.
"What's going on? I don't like this, " said Chad.
"Just relax. We aren't going to hurt you, " said Cindy, as they directed his body down to a chair. "We just need to explain some things."
"Yeah, we never wanted to hurt you. But we needed a way out. And you were our only hope, " said Mindy.
"But you tricked me, " said Chad sadly.
Mindy and Cindy hung their heads in shame. "Yes, but we had to. You seemed like a nice guy. It was either bond with you or spend another decade rotting on the floor, " said Mindy.
"What about my job? My life? My family?" said Chad.
"We are your family now, Chad. And anyone who can't accept that doesn't deserve to know you," said Mindy.
"And it's not that bad. You'll see. We had fun last night. Your girlfriend sure did," said Cindy a smile.
"What?" said Chad. "What exactly did we do last night?"
Cindy and Mindy smiled, then filled him in on the details.