"You ain't make'in any fuck'in animal out of me!" screamed a man from the third to the last row from a tent flap.
Madame looked past the stage lights and smiled as the man worked his way past several stunned people. Inching his way to the isle he was even more nervous than those he passed.
Pointing her finger toward the man she said "Slowly ever so slowly my good man!"
Slower and slower he moved till as he stepped into the isle he could only turn his head and looking over the right shoulder gave a whimper of fear.
"He's been quite rude wouldn't you all say?" asked Madame as some here and some there agreed less they be called up on stage.
"You will do and be as I say! You are rude to make such a scene! It is my opinion that one so rude should be given his rudeness to think about, don't you agree, audience?" said Madame as the sweat poured down the man's face.
"Rude, crude, who likes to brude! Perfect, a young and extra horny Jackass is perfect for someone just like you, yet with one provise'o, you unlike other of the Jackass' about will live and work as one for a period not less than one hundred years!" ordered Madame'.
POOF, the man became a mature young two year old male Jackass. Black as the sin he caused Madame' from head to tail and mane to hoof. A Hee Haaw roared out of his mouth as the crowd broke into wild applause.
A wrangler walked in and with much ah do he haltered the animal and led him off for shoes and a harness fitting.
Meanwhile Madame peered out into the audience for some other fool, maybe even you!