Inside the frat house of Heta Omicron Gamma, the brothers were getting ready for their annual Hoe-Down. Devin opened the package and pulled out a pink rubber inflatable, and began unfolding it.
"Now Mr. Murphy, I expect you, Sweat Hogs, to behave properly this year. You have a rep of getting pretty raunchy, and I want you know that as the new Dean of Students, I will be watching your house closely," said a high pitched whiny male voice from the foyer. New Dean of Students? Oh, yeah, Primrose Pete Peterson was the new Dean of Students. He was also the youngest dean, just a few years older than the average student. He was also a super tight ass with a chip on his shoulder.
The house president Dillon Murphy could be heard replying, "Mr. Peterson, I assure you that gentlemen of HETA OMICRON GAMMA will not disappoint you, sir."
Devin suppressed a snicker. The dean was thanking Murphy and leaving. Didn't he get it? They had a rep for being raunchy, and Dillon had said that the house wouldn't disappoint. He put the plastic valve to his lips and started to inflate the "Raunchy Sex Pig-man" toy that he had just opened.
Chad woke up. He could feel the warm life giving air filling him. He squealed faintly.
Murphy said from behind him, "It even squeals like a hog! Hurry up and inflate him, we need to get him in the sty before the pledges come down in their piggy gear."
Devin looked up at his buddy and grinned. They really threw the best parties. Dillon and Devin were known as Double D's, Dynamic Duel, and Dirty Dozen (the last one didn't make that much sense- there were only two of them, and the frat house had over 60 brothers). He took a breath, "Yeah, this will be the best ho-down ever. " He put the valve and blew again.
The inflatable toy was hard to blow up, and before it was half full Devin was a bit light headed. He was sure for a moment that the pig-man sex toy had actually said something. Must be his imagination. He continued blowing.
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