You look at the glowing silver ring and start feeling a strange sensation through your body. You sniff the air, you smell something, something awful. You look at your your hand and it's turning brown, shit brown. The change spreads changing your flesh into shit, leaving you a giant sasquatch shaped piece of shit. Bits of your body remains though, the thick hair covering it, your dirty unkept nails, you bare your teeth into your cars mirror and see that they also remain, but everything else had been changed. You look at the ground where you walk leaving massive disgusting tracks in your wake, but remaining intact despite your new composition. You try to rip the ring off your hand but it's no use, your new sasquatch fingers are too large to get it off. You're stuck as a massive Sasquatch/shit monster. You think for a moment and...