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Yay cookies! Wait, what?

added by TimeLord25 7 years ago O

"You see, there exists..." Time started, but Deena interupted.

"Uh, cookies anyone?"

"You're offering HIM cookies?" Sandra said.

"I do believe that BillBobJoeGates is behind this..." sighs Time. "He's behind all my problem in every story I inhabit. I'd be surprised if he wasn't."

"Well, you sort of deserve it. Bill is both a jerk for adding you and a good guy for giving you a hard time." Sandra exclaims. "No pun intended." she adds quickly.

"Excuse me. The cookies are getting cold." Coughs Deena, cutting the conversation between Time and Sandra.

"So they are." replied Time. "Will you have a drink that consists of 3 parts milk, 1 part chocolate?"

"You could have just said 'Chocolate Milk' you know..." sighs Sandra.

"Coulda shoulda woulda." he replies.

"That's not how that phrase is used." Sandra remarked.

"Hey Bill, you're using the wrong flavour text. I highly doubt that was a remark." Time sighed. "And that wasn't a sigh. You're terrible at this."

Yes I am thanks for noticing.

"You're welcome." Time replied sarcastically, sipping on a cup of tea. "I suppose, the real question is, where did I get this cup of tea? Answer, I'm Time, just accept it. Well, not ACTUALLY Time, I just call myself that because I can see all of it at once. Which is something DianaGohan failed to see."

"Don't you insult my writer!" Sandra exclaimed. "You're the one that's the cheap knock off of Deadpool."

"I happen to like Deadpool."

"Do you now?"

"Of course! Why wouldn't I?"

Knock it off both of you!

"NO." Sandra and Time said in unison.

"I'm, guys..." Milly tried but just received another no.

"These two just won't stop." Deena said with Time and Sandra arguing on in the background.

"I noticed." Milly replied in a bland voice.

"What are we going to do? I REALLY want to eat these cookies. But I can't remember where I got them from for the life of me..." Deena said, disgruntled.

"Hey look! Bill has a mediocre vocabulary!" Time exclaimed. "And now we're back to excamations, okay."

"You know what, screw it. I'm dying to eat these cookies. Shal we?" Deena asked Milly.

"Definitely. No clue why I want to eat them so badly though. Eh, doesn't matter." and with that they dug in. Whal Time and Sandra went back to arguing. Occasionally they would say something Deena or Milly could understand, but more often then not it was just garbled nonsense like, 'I'll remove Deadpool from history of you don't shut up.' or 'You filthy moodblood!' back and forth.

"You guys missed out on the cookies." Deena said once they were finished.

"But it's only been a second... How could you have eaten them so fast?" Time said confused. "Oh I get it. Bill used a skip to pass the boring bit if eating cookies."

What next? You can continue listening to the argument between Time and Sandra or you can leave the house and fight some Nether Feinds. The choice is yours.


What do you do now?


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