DEENA: So I guess we should we should go about trying to stop the NeFiend army-
TIME: (Zones back in) Wait time out.
SANDRA: (Narrows eyes) At this present point did you need to return, or change the format?
TIME: Well apparently since you're author has no idea what I'm doing, nor feels she can just leave me standing here I have to have some purpose.
SANDRA: Hmmm (smirks) Actually since you did express interest in visting tales at a past point I was in, how about I show you that?
TIME: Show me what? (Sandra waves his hand as Time disappears).
DEENA: .... Wait you could just do that?
SANDRA: Well technically just doing so would be rude and honestly author favoritism but since the option was chosen to look at old stories, that's what I've done.
We see Time floating in a white void, looking around confused. "Okay now where is this?" He then looks to see a temporal energy flux in front of him labeled "Mirth and Merriment: Tales of Sandra Aleondra" labeled in it. "Oh I guess this must be the stories" he said going through it. "Okay so what exactly is your backstory anyway?"
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Mirth_and_Merriement/index.php?showtopic=624
Time started looking through the link provided to him. "Chapter Seven of the Kajuido Kids Tales." he blinked a few times. "Okay why am I starting at chapter 7?"
"YOU CAN START EARLIER" A voice was heard around him. "OR LATER. REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU START FROM, FINDING ALL THE ANSWERS EVEN FOR A BEING SUCH AS YOURSELF WILL TAKE QUITE AWHILE."
"Uh.... can't you just give me a condensed summary?" Time asked.
"NO" the voice responded. "YOU HAVE ASKED TO SEE THIS STORY, SO THIS STORY IS ONE YOU MUST READ FOR ALL THE DETAILS."
"Pffft fine then" Time said going around. "This can't be that long anyway..." he skimmed through it. "So wait this is chapter of what?"
"SIXTY EIGHT"
"....Well I guess that's not so bad-"
"AND THERE ARE DOZENS OF RELATED STORIES ON THIS SITE FOR FURTHER INFORMATION IF YOU ARE LOST."
"Well... these are at least good stories right?"
"SEGMENTS, SOMEWHAT. OVERALL.... STRAP IN: YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE."
"Oh goodie" Time said continuing to have to read the story he chose to find out more information about a character in it he had the mistake of trying to peer into their history.
"And that takes care of that" Sandra said wiping her hands. "See? Even the format changed back properly."
Deena glared at her. ".... Those words I'm sure mean something to you, but not to me."
"It means at this present point you are fully free to go about your mission however you wish."
"Oh" Deena blinked. "Hey wait if you have super time powers can't you just take us back to a point when the NeFeinds weren't a threat and-" before she could finish, Sandra teleported out. "Damn it!" she cried out. "What the fuck was the point of all this?"
Milly sighed. "I have a feeling we'll never find out the truth" admitted the familiar as they went back to their game of Donkey Kong.
Meanwhile an annoyed Time was shown being forced to read through the Super Epic. "Ughhhhhhhhhh, this shit doesn't make any sense!" He cried out. "Who the fuck is Chao, and what the fuck is Cofofoan disease? Am I suppose to have ANY clue about what's happening, and even who these people are."
"ALL WILL BE REVEALED IN TIME" said the voice.
"As someone who can peer through all Time... named Time, that's bull shit" said the boy, as he blinked. "Wait a minute, this a CYOC story! That means there's always some sort of choice, right?"
"THERE IS" Said the voice. "YOU DO HAVE TWO OPTIONS ON YOUR NEXT PATH OF ACTION."
"Well technically BillBoeJoeGates could just make more-"
"NO UH, HE CAN'T CAUSE UH... THAT'S CHEATING AND YOU WILL BE A CHEATING CHEATERY CHEAT CHEATERSON CHEATORAMA... THE THIRD IF YOU GO WITH ANOTHER OPTION."
"Oooooh what a terror" Time said sarcastically rolling his hand. "Seriously just lay out my options."
"OPTION ONE: YOU CAN CONTINUE READING THESE STORIES UNTIL YOU FIND OUT THE TRUE POWERS OF SANDRA ALEONDRA."
"...Or?"
"OPTION TWO" Another white energy flux opened in front of him. "YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE USED BY DIANAGOHAN AS A PLOT DEVICE IN THE MAIN NEFEIND STORYLINE. THERE IS AN IDEA THOUGHT OF, BUT SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REQUIRED IN ORDER TO MAKE IT A POSSIBILITY."
"Oh so it's a dues ex machina move and you need a rule breaking character who transcends normal story limits to pull off otherwise impossible narrative BS then?"
".... YES."
"Hmmmm" Time said. "Let me think about that... and by that I mean let Diana stop typing for me and let someone else make one of the two choices listed below." He blinked. "Wait wasn't this option suppose to be getting back to the main NeFeind storyline?"
"CONSIDERING THERE ALREADY IS ONE OF THOSE THIS IS CONSIDERED THE GOOFY OFF SHOOT STORY LINE FOR ZANY OFF BEAT SHENNIGANS LIKE THIS."
"Hmmmm I guess I was kind of inserted more as a joke who hasn't otherwise contributed anything to the narrative" Time admitted. "So yeah give those optinos I guess."