"Now, Tyler, you believe each person sets their own fate, and so you shall set yours. See this wheel of Change? It's like your standard betting wheel, except it's got wheels within wheels that spin independently," she said pointing, "See body parts on this wheel, animals on this wheel, and the other wheels we may or mayn't use. So spin the body part wheel anti-clockwise, and the animal wheel clockwise. Ah, good that's a boy. Let's see what you'll be, Tyler, and whether you'll be bigger or smaller equipment-wise?" she laughed handling Tyler's manhood as he blushed beet red.
Then to the audience Madame Illusia turned and said, "Round and round it goes, where it stops, Tyler will know! Hahahaha!"
The audience was clapping and shouting as the wheels clacked clacked clack.
Some were regulars and followed the carnival around the country. They were shouting, "Horse, horse, horse!" and "Sheep, Sheep, Sheep!" and "Bovine, Bovine, Bovine!" and "Chicken, chicken, chicken!"
Tyler didn't understand, and shouted back, "I ain't chicken!"
The clacks got slower and slower.
"Aha! We have a winner! Tyler, your wheels have stopped on..."