You wake up on the cool fall morning excited, today's finally your birthday, you're turning 14! You jump out of bed excited and head downstairs. The living room is already set up for the party. Your mom looks at you grinning, "Are you excited my young man?" She says.
"Of course!" You reply.
"Alright," she says "people should start coming in at 1:00 and the clown should be here at 1:30."
You stop dead in your tracks, she has to know you're too old for a clown. Not wanting to make her feel bad you just give her a patient smile and get ready for later. Evauntually all your friends arrive and your all having fun hanging out listening to the music, snacking on chips, until you hear a knock on the door. You go answer it and it's him. A big bellied clown with red curly hair carring a large cake and pink suitcase.
"Well hello, he says, "I'm giggles the clown, here to make your birthday extra special!" You just stare at him embarrassed, you hear people behind you snicker. Giggles forces his way passed you through the door." Now this won't work at all, it's not a party without a theme." He pauses for a moment and starts laughing. "I have the perfect idea," Giggles says. He brandishes a large steak knife and hands it to you." Why don't you grab yourself some cake and I'll announce it.