The Pink Crusader covertly crept into the abandoned warehouse.
After all, villains can't hide in an active warehouse, can they?
Slowly, she made her way through the shadows until she spotted her target.
There, conveniently under a spotlight tied to a chair was her goal. The man she was here to rescue. Her one true love.
The narrator's laying it on a little thick this episode, but despite the fact he's right in front of me, this has to be a trap, thought the Pink Crusader, the thick fur of her were pelt bristling.
But despite the risks, she took a pair of pinking shears out of her pink utility belt and, coming up the chair from behind, moved to free her man.
However, just as she touched the chair, a steel cage came down from above, trapping the Pink Crusader next to the man she came to rescue.
"Hey, you could of given a girl some warning," yelled the Pink Crusader to the empty air above her.
Sorry Pink Crusader. I'm the Narrator, not the Tipster.
Then the sound of footsteps echoed in the not so abandoned warehouse as the villain of this episode approached.
"You!" shouted the Pink Crusader, as the evil Were-Mermaid came into view.
"Hey! Who are you calling Evil?" asked the evil Were-Mermaid. "I'm just misunderstood."
Look, I'm a neutral party here ladies. I'm just reading the script as written, said the Narrator.
"Oh. Can I continue now?" asked the evil Were-Mermaid.
Yes. Please do, replied the Narrator.
"Now where... oh, yes. At last I have both Pinkie and her Brain in my clutches," gloated the evil Were-Mermaid, as she grabbed the brown mop of hair of her prisoner just long enough to raise his head for the Pink Crusader to confirm the captive's identity. Then she let go as Eric Anderson's unconscious head slumped back against his chest.
"Err, Pinky and the Brain is another copyright issue entirely. This is just a parody dream sequence of mine. I think," pointed out the Pink Crusader.
"Whatever," said the evil Were-Mermaid, "and who are you supposed to be anyway? Being a fellow were, the black fur I get, although I'm not sure exactly what kind of were you're supposed to be."
"I'm a naturally born hybrid. My father's a werewolf and my mom's a panthress with some werecat in her family tree," replied the Pink Crusader.
"Really? That's neat," said the E. W-M. "Personally, I'm just in my Stage 2 phase right now with my leg scales and webbing between the fingers and toes, although I'm certainly rocking this skimpy two piece bikini," she bragged, swiveling her sexy body a bit for the interested readers out there in CYOC.net land. "But a pink cowl and cape, with pink gloves and a pink utility belt? And what's with that pink collar with that pink plastic ring attached to it?"
"Okay. It's more of a fashion statement than a decent crime fighting ensemble, but I'm the Pink Crusader," said our hero.
"She's supposed to be the hero?" the evil Were-Mermaid asked the Narrator, while fluffing her long blonde hair.
Like I said ladies, I'm just reading my part of the script as written. Carry on, announced the Narrator.
"Well, I've got it figured out who you're supposed to be parodying, and at least you're sticking with the same corporation as Pinky and the Brain," pointed out the villainess of this episode. "But regardless of what your opinion of my scheme is, you'll never foil it. Soon as he wakes up, I'll seduce Eric and have sex with him, taking his virginity and turning the poor helpless smuck into a were-merman in the process. Then I'll dump him like a hot potato with no risk of facing charges of violating Statue 1-A and you can have all the sloppy seconds you want."
For those of you who don't know, Statue 1-A declares turning a normal human being into a were against their will a crime with a minimum punishment of 50 years in jail, revealed the Narrator.
"You fiend! Why?" the Pink Crusader demanded to know.
"Just because I cheated on him is no reason for the jerk to dump me. Now I'm grounded for at least the rest of this calendar year and I intended to have my revenge!" declared the evil Were-Mermaid.
"Would you stop calling me evil?" the villainess shouted at the Narrator.
I told you, I'm just reading the script as written, announced the Narrator in return.
"But you are evil to do that to someone! I LOVE HIM!" declared the Pink Crusader.
"What's love got to do with it?" asked the as it is written in the script, evil Were-Mermaid. "As the Mayor's daughter, I can have my pick of anyone I choose, but this jerk thought he was too good for me," she added, pointing to the at the moment still unconscious Eric Anderson. "But I'll show him," she declared, waiting for her victim to wake up to initiate her plan.
"No!" shouted the Pink Crusader, as she started rattling the bars of her prison.
"No!" shouted Spencer Lawson, waking up on the couch in her living room, surrounded by her parents and her grandfather.
"That's just the way this show ended every other episode for its first two seasons," said her father Evan, as he turned down the sound on the TV. "It's just a tease to get you to watch the next installment."
"Hokey as all get out, but I loved the ladies on that show, especially when they added to the cast in Season 3," commented Grandpa Mike. "Man, was she gorgeous!"
"Mike!" said Spencer's mother in mock shock. "You had a crush on—"
"I'm sure I wasn't the only man with one," was all he said in return.
Or woman, Maggie Evans silently added.
"Is there another episode on after this one?" asked Spencer, as the closing credits started.
"No dear. Afraid not. Besides, it's almost eleven now and you have school tomorrow," pointed out her father.
"Okay. Well, I guess I'll see you all in the morning," said Spencer, saying her good nights before heading upstairs.
Man, what a day dream, she thought, getting ready for bed. Julie Stovall plotting revenge on Eric? That couldn't happen, could it? she wondered.
With her teeth brushed and alarm set so she would get up early enough in the morning to take a shower before school, Spencer Lawson didn't bother with a night gown as she crawled nude under the covers and tried to get some sleep.
To be continued?
MEANWHILE...