We both waited for Sarah's wish to take effect, but after a few moments, it was obvious that it wasn't going to happen. "Well, shit," she said. "Now what?"
"Again, you're asking me?" I said, trying to hide my frustration and not doing a very good job.
"Sarah?" a voice said somewhere else in the room. "I was wonder...?"
"KELI!!" Sarah shouted. "I'm down here!"
From where I was lying on the floor on top of Sarah, I could see her housemate's feet as they came into the room. "Sarah?" she called again. She waited a moment for a reply. "Hello?"
"Down here, Keli!" Sarah shouted again. "Oh, crap! She can't hear me."
"Nope," I agreed. "No more than she could hear me earlier."
"That's odd," Keli said, coming closer to us. "I could have sworn she was still in here." I couldn't see anything but her feet, but from the silence, I assumed that she was looking around the room, trying to figure out where Sarah had gone. "Jesus Christ, Sarah," she said to the apparently empty room. "You can sure be a slob sometimes. Why can't you pick up your clothes?"
"Hey!" Sarah said from beneath me. "I'm right here, you know?"
"Actually, she doesn't," I put in, watching as Keli picked up my clothes that Sarah had taken off from around us. "Whoa!" I said, suddenly being lifted up myself.
As she got me up to where I could see better, I saw that Keli had tossed my things over her arm. She stopped to look me over with a curious look on her face. "That's weird," she said, holding me up by my shoulder straps. "With boobs like hers, how in the world did Sarah get this off without unhooking it?"
"That's easy," Sarah said sarcastically from the floor. "All you have to do is turn yourself into a pair of panties, and it'll fall right off."
Not hearing her housemate, Keli just shrugged. She took a moment to undo my hooks and added me to the collection of clothes on her arm. Then, she bent down to pick up the panties that were Sarah. As she did, the ring fell out through one of Sarah's leg holes and bounced onto the floor. "Hello," Keli said, moving Sarah to her other hand so she could pick up the ring. "What have we here?"
"Uh oh," Sarah and I said in unison.