You decide to sit down for a little while to examine the remote, as you've only really used it a few times. "It's a shame this thing didn't come with a manual or something." you say looking at the remote inquisitively. Running your dainty fingers along the side, you feel a crease on the side of the remote. "What the hell's this you say?" as you dig a manicured finger nail (courtesy of the girl from Victoria's Secret) into the groove.
Just then a click is heard, as a side panel snaps out of the remote. "Well that's new." you say examining the new section of the remote. The panel has a screen that reads:
Scan Input Required. Please scan intended object for further operation.
Wondering what the remote means by this you examine the new buttons, finding one labeled "Scan Target". Deciding to try it out, you scan a nearby man on his cellphone. The screen now reads:
Input Entered. Scan Complete. Object Information Below:
Subject #1
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Name: Gregory Hall
Age: 27 Years Old
Height: 5 Foot 10 Inches
Weight: 164 Pounds
Sexual Orientation: Primarily Heterosexual
Ethnicity: 80% Caucasian, 20% Asian
Is Further Input Required?
"What the hell does it mean by is further input required?" you ask perplexed. Looking to find this out, you decide to scan another person. Looking around, you eye a young girl playing on her phone. After scanning her, the screen now reads:
Subject#2
Species: Human
Sex: Female
Name: Amanda Park
Age: 16
Height: 5 Foot 4 Inches
Weight: 118 Pounds
Sexual Orientation: Primarily Heterosexual
Ethnicity: 90% Asian 10% Caucasian
Is Further Input Required? Or Is Scan Complete?
"Scan complete? I guess that means I can swap them now?" you ask curiously. "But how does this one work? It looks like it's not just point and click like the other method." you say processing these new revelations.
Examining the buttons you notice arrow keys that move along the screen. Pressing the enter button highlights the selected item and brings up the same item on the second subject. Playing around with the screen you swap around a few different items between both subjects, until the screen reads:
Subject#1
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Name: Gregory Park
Age: 21 Years Old
Height: 5 Foot 6 Inches
Weight: 144 Pounds
Sexual Orientation: Primarily Heterosexual
Ethnicity: 70% Asian, 30% Caucasian
Subject#2
Species: Human
Sex: Female
Name: Amanda Hall
Age: 22
Height: 5 Foot 8 Inches
Weight: 138 Pounds
Sexual Orientation: Primarily Heterosexual
Ethnicity: 60% Caucasian, 40% Asian
Input Correct?
Reviewing the screen, you press the enter button and watch as the changes begin to occur. The man begins to regress in age, as his facial features begin to change to that of a young man of Korean descent. His body shifting as he becomes shorter and more stocky, despite the weight loss.
On the other side of the spectrum, the girl begins to age at a steady rate, passing through puberty in a matter of a few minutes. Her once black hair begins to lighten into a dirty blond, coinciding with her features becoming more akin to a person of European descent. Her body grows taller, as she begins to developing a healthy set of curves, a characteristic not lost on her male counterpart, as evident by his constant glances.
Satisfied with the changes, you watch as the newly rejuvenated man swaps phone numbers with the young woman. Unaware that he used to be a decade older than her.
"Well looks like I just did them a favor" you laugh at the irony of the situation.
Turning your gaze back towards the remote, you realize the potential it now carries, being able to swap characteristics as well as body parts. "I wonder what else this thing can do?" you ask yourself.