Once he got back to his dorm room, Jared quickly unwrapped his newest toy.
"Welcome to Nerdsville!" groaned Brick, as he looked out of his glass prison at the towering Star Wars figure on one side, and the Incredible Hulk doll on the other side of his jar. He felt so small. A mobile of the solar system hung from the ceiling, and all of Jared's furnishings and stuff looked so damn huge. In the store, it hadn't seemed quite so real.
Bing, bing, bing! chimed the alarm.
"Damn, I completely forgot about class. Gotta run, Brick - gotta give you a new name to suit your new size," Jared said pursing his lips, "Pebble?" Jared shrugged. "Don't want you starving." He grabbed a Twinkie, unwrapped it, some grapes and a Capri Sun. He jammed a straw into the pouch, and opened the jar lid.
Brick keeled over backwards when he tried to catch the giant Twinkee, rolled and ended up on top of it covered with creme filling. The loose grapes bounced around like half-filled volleyballs. And the juice pouch spurted sticky sweet liquid everywhere. Brick looked up at the opening, and thought, "Hey, aren't genies supposed to pop out of the bottle when it's opened?" Jared screwed the lid back in place, and hurried to class.