"You screwed up. You know the penalty."
Ryan pleaded, "Sorry coach but I didn't cost us the game. They were just better."
"But you know the rules. Whenever we lose, any player who made an error has to pay a penalty. Since your error was not kicking the ball far enough. Your butt gets to be the practice balls to teach you to kick the ball."
Ryan would have protested further but the magic had already done its job. The coach reached in Ryan's shorts and pulled out two soccer balls. He tossed them to the team and they began kicking Ryan's ass around. Ryan felt each kick as if he was being kicked in the ass over and over again. He stood on the sidelines rubbing where his ass used to be but it did no good.
The coach yelled, "Ryan, get in the game. Don't let your ass kicking be an eccuse. Now get over here and kick your ass hard and kick your ass again and again. You won't get your ass back until you learn to kick your ass with all you've got."