(Lina's udder still produces teriyaki)
Lina was having trouble with her nose. It was long enough to dangle to mid thigh, giving her an overwhelming scent of teriyaki and her own juices that she almost passed out. Draping the long trunk over her shoulders, she sighed with relief that the smell was more bearable. She probably could have lived with having a weird teriyaki udder, or even with a trunk, but the combination was terrible for her. She was suddenly brought out of her sulking by a dryness in her mouth. Lina felt dumb for eating so much of that Teriyaki beef and forgetting that it would probably make her need something to drink. She looked for her purse, as she usually kept a water bottle in it, but then realized she had forgotten it when she fell off the massage table. She looked down the aisle, but found it a dead end. 'I only went in one direction, right? I should see the table.' Lina thought to herself. She finally accepted the fact that the only way to quench this thirst is with some other cursed item from this store. She finds an aisle of soda cans and starts to browse, noting the strange names on the cans. "Never Dry? That will probably make me constantly horny. Mountain Poo? Good pun, but pass. Unicorn Piss? Really?" Lina searched the aisle more, before finding what seemed to be water. She was about to drink one, then realized why that was a bad idea and looked at the label. Breast-enhancing Spring Water. Well if there is anything Lina doesn't need, it's 'Breast-Enhancing' anything. She then notices a can of pineapple juice, and checking the label does not reveal anything suspicious about it's contents. Lina opens it and drinks the sweet liquid. She finishes the can and soon feels a pressure in her stomach similar to when she got her udder. "Oh shit." Lina's teriyaki udder was shifting to her left as a new one grew in next to it. The new udder grew to the size of her other one, splaying her legs more as it filled up with a really cold liquid as opposed to the steaming hot sauce in the left udder. She pulls a teat when it is full and is rewarded with a stream of yellowish juice. This felt good, and having full udders is heavy, so Lina proceeds to empty both udders. Now she was walking around with five rows of breasts, each with a veritable teat, two giant udders (left teriyaki, right pineapple juice) with ten teats each, and a three foot long trunk-nose that is really sensitive to smell.