I was on my way home from yet another unsuccessful night at the Succubus, the local BDSM bar. I'd been a regular there for more than a decade, but I never seemed able to find someone to share my life with. I did get to play around a bit, though not so much these days as when I was younger, but finding a partner... that just never happened. There weren't a lack of potential partners, every year, plenty of young, submissive women joined the club, but they never ended up with me. They always found someone else, often within a few weeks of joining. There were plenty of single men in the club.
"I wish I had it as easy as them," I said to myself. "I wish I could be like those young girls, just come in and get picked up."
My drunken ramble stopped at my apartment door. There was a package lying there. I picked it up, and once inside opened it up. "Chronivac"? The booklet in the box said something about being able to change yourself however you liked. There was a CD, and I put it in my computer.
The program booted, and on the top of a list of names, which seemed to include several of my neighbours, there was my name.