Inside the stadium the atmosphere is amazing.
The crowds are in great spirits and have come in vast numbers to watch the game, as well as the big show that was advertised.
They are expecting a special night they will never forget… boy, are they right!
As the players disperse off the field, the field stream-lights dim lower and lower until they no longer provide light. It is getting quite dark and now the only lights visible are the underhead and overhead lights provided around the crowd’s seating area.
A giant neon American flag dramatically appears in the centre of the playing field and a long drum-roll begins.
The announcer’s voice breaks out upon the crowd.
“Ladies and gentleman….please put your hands together for….. QUEEN!!... Who will be kick-starting our star-studded show tonight with their massive rock hit… WE WILL ROCK YOU!!”
Immediately the crowd goes wild in response, as the deep drum beat begins.
In the centre of the giant American flag, a flashing pyramid-like platform rises up from under ground, revealing the band members and their instruments.
You look down at your tight-fitting security guard outfit and realise your muscular frame looks somewhat out of place. But it doesn’t matter. You don’t want to fit in tonight. You want the whole world to notice your masculinity, or at the least tonight’s audience.
You have no idea what to do with your guitar, so you just hold it idly. You also have a microphone but you do not sing or even dance. You just enjoy the calm before the storm.
It was too easy to get rid of the police-outfitted band member earlier. But it is sometimes the simplest plan that works best. You simply called him outside to see security, knocked him out, and switched places at the last minute.
Now the crowd is clapping and singing along with the chorus line of the song “WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!!”
One of the band members casually glimpses over in your direction as he sings, and is stunned and horrified to see you are not his fellow band member, but an impostor!
Feeling a touch panicky, you decide now is the time to show everybody what you’re made of.