"Bro, we gotta come up with a plan," Simon said, taking a bite of pizza. He and Devon had gone off to the local pizzaria and what guy doesn't like pizza, really. Devon was gulping down his large coke.
"I don't know dude, plan for what?" Devon said. "I don't got any ideas."
"Devon, stay with me bro, I really think we gotta get a plan." Simon said, scratching the back of his head and knowing full well his pit hair as on display, but like any dude in a tank top he maintained that it was just wasn't anything.
"Like for what?" Devon asked, almost raising an eyebrow.
"I dunno, find some more dudes like us, see who we can fuck with. You think it'd be funny if we went over to Cody's house?"
Devon almost choked on his Coke. "Yeah it would be. He would probably freak out if he saw us." Cody was kind of a runt. His parents always hoped they'd raise a little baseball player but he was never any good at it.
"Yeah maybe make him like us, see if he'd like that. I mean dude tho, we really should have a plan. What do you want our of your jocked up new life man? You can't go back to your nerd life."
"True that, man," Devon said. "I don't know, lovin this pizza. I guess I could do with seein another guy get like us, might be a real turnon."
"You think that'd be hot, bro? I'm pretty fuckin hot compared to the old Simon, don't you think?"
"Oh way hot bro, look at you. Sun's out, guns out, you got that tank on, yeah, hair on that chest, I love your hairy pits man."
"Fuck yeah man, you like these pits?" Simon said, flexing his arms behind his head. "Yeah, love that they rubbed that b-odorant in em, love gettin manly. You think Cody likes hairy pits?" Simon said, snorting his hur-hur-hur bro laugh. It cracked him up just thinkin of it.