Simon and Devon were laughing at Cameron, who was obviously suffering. His stomach kept inflating. Cameron let out a large burp. He looked to be about 10 pounds heavier in his gut. Alex, who was absentmindedly scratching his new pits, watched in horror as his friend changed. A small brown happy trail began to sprout as the gut grew ever so slightly bigger. The brown hairs spread out and soon covered the whole belly. Cameron's eyes bulged in horror. He burped again and vomited in the sink. As soon as he had vomited, the changes began to recede. The hair disappeared and the gut receded. Simon punched the wall in frustration. "DAMMIT YOU PUSSY, YOU JUST WASTED A BEER!". "shit, Simon. We gotta change him somehow. What do you think?"