suddenly uncomfortable is the large armchair you are sitting in. You stand up finding your hat of the floor and you put it back on in between the donkey ears on your head you have yet to notice. You examine the chair trying to find the strange "stick" that you were subbenly sitting on. You arer perplexed to find nothing in the chair. You sit down again to to feel it again only bigger this time. You kneel in front of the chair and take off the cushion and find nothing. Suddenly a loud tearing sound draws you attention to your rear, you donkey ears twitching back to hears several other boys also clomping to the ground behind you. Terrified you stand up and turn to look behind you, You see a donkey tail attatched to your rear! You pinch yourself, is this a dream? You with shaking hands reach behind you to feel the new equine appendage to find that es it is yours. Your thoughts race...