A guy wearing a janitor's uniform walks in the bathroom. He couldn't have been more than 28. As soon as he sees you, he stiffens and stares down; whether at the floor or your shoes, you can't tell.
"Um... umm... Miss... you're not.... um... not supposed to... um-"
"I'm not supposed to be here (giggle)," you cut him off. You have better things to do than listen to this stumbling mess.
"Um... Uh... yes. If you could.... please.... um-" He looked up when saying this, and you could tell that he couldn't take his eyes off your breasts.
"(giggle) Don't even, like, bother. (Giggle) I was going anyways."
You start to leave when the janitor trie to get your attention.
"Um... Miss? Before you um... before you go, I um... I need to write..." He closes his eyes and say the next part really fast. " I need to write you a pass to go to the office and get a detention for skipping class." He stands there, shocked at what he said.
Your shock wears off before his. You punch him in a very specific spot where, surprisingly, you know will make him go out cold. He's on the floor in five seconds.
"(giggle) He was cute, but not my type. Plus, he was, like, super annoying.(giggle) I better get going."
You leave the bathroom giggling and head...