You walk up to the door and inspect it. ANIMAL EXHIBITS it says on the door in huge black letters. Shrugging your shoulders, you tap on the door and it slides up revealing a dark room. Even if you have to go through an exhibit to get out of here, it's a risk you're willing to take. You take one step inside and hear a whirring sound. You look up just in time to see a nozzle descend from the ceiling and blow out a huge cloud of yellow gas. It strikes you squarely in the face as it goes up your nose and down your throat. It smells sweaty and primal. Coughing, you stumble into the dark room as the door closes behind you.
A sudden gassy sensation in your stomach gets your attention. You open your mouth and let out a loud burp. You feel your stomach expand outward, like you're taking a breath.. but it doesn't go back in. Your shirt feels a little tight now. You shrug your shoulders and continue on. A minute later, gas builds in your bowels and you let out a loud fart. You feel your butt increasing in size, becoming wide as your pants tighten very quickly. Ok, something weird's going on. You burp again and your stomach pushes out more and neck feels weird... like it's stretching.
Your fart again and your thighs expand, and you can hear your pants ripping at the seams. You feel a prick at the base of your spine and something thin and ropey hanging between your legs. You probably just ripped your pants. You look at the light up ahead and notice something... odd. The light was eye level with you two minutes ago, but now it's... below you? Before you can ponder this any further, you burp loudly again and your shirt gets really tight and your hands feel numb. You try to move your fingers but they seem stiff and unyielding. You notice it's getting kind of hard to walk, like you're constantly about to fall flat onto your face.
You fart again and your butt, thighs, stomach, and ankles feel incredibly bloated. Suddenly, a crick forms in your back and you are pitched onto all fours. Your eyes widen in fear when you hear a clopping noise when your hands hit the ground. You can't even feel the floor. Gas forms in your throat and you burp again. This time you watch as the light gets lower and lower. You feel a stretching at your ears and your face. Your face feels swollen, like it's being pulled outward. Your vision shifts to the side of your head.
Another fart comes on and your legs and arms are splayed out in front of you like stilts. You can feel the joints and bones lengthening, becoming longer. Your stretched neck feels pressure some more and you feel something cold against the top of your head. Is that... the ceiling? Suddenly, you are thrown into a panic. You run towards the light up ahead, feeling your head scraping against the ceiling. Your shoulder blades are pushed up and closer together and grow upward and fatten and you fart again as your stomach pushes out more and your front and back legs feel like they're long, thin, and powerful.
An itching sensation sweeps over your body from down to your feet up tot he top of your head. The thing between your legs whips around madly as you run. You dimly register that you're hearing clopping noises and not footsteps as you run, but you push this aside as you reach the light, which turns out to be an elevator number. The extremely tall doors open and you run inside the pitch black elevator. The doors clang shut as you rise, eager to get out of here.
The elevator rises and rises until it reaches the top. You are slowly brought into light. Instead of seeing a hallway or lobby or something, you see glass walls. And you keep rising and rising even after the elevator stopped moving. What's going on? You look down.. and open your mouth in horror.
Fifteen feet below you, at the end of long, thin, stilt like legs are hooves. You twist your neck behind you and see a huge body covered in giraffe spots. A thin, ropey tail hangs between your huge thighs and butt. You clop over to a nearby pond and look in. A huge 15 foot tall giraffe stairs back at you. You twist your long neck over and notice a sign in the window: "African Giraffe. New exhibit opening today."
It appears you are the new exhibit...