Two men walked up to the cow to which Jeff was fusing.
The farmer in the overalls and waders said to the man in the white coat and waders, "Well, how's our new udder adapting? Is it ready to be bred?"
"He seems to be adapting nicely. Based on projections, once the lactation glands are activated following breeding, it should start producing 8 times the milk that your cow previously did," explained the man in white. Jeff felt a pencil point touching his opening under the cow's tail. "You can see the vagina forming over the cow's vagina."
"It looks like it's the cow's anus?"
"It covers both. To make sure it responds regardless of how the bull mounts."
"So it's ready for breeding?"
"Well, basically..."
"Fine," the farmer said cutting the scientist off. He turned and shouted, "Hector, bring in the bull Fernando!"