You pull a board game off of the shelf and you runout of the store. You join a group of boys who are standing around and ask. "Would any of you like to play a game?"
"sure" they reply we aren't doing anything."
You open up the box and hand out the donkey shaped pieces. Each box places it on the start box on the board and you all roll the dice to see who goes first you win and you start to play. You roll a six on the dice and move your piece to a square it tell you to take a card. You pick it up and it tell you advance to the Pool Parlor. You comply. The text on the location says "you cheat while playing pool, you shark." Bending over the board you do not see a tail pull out of you rear just above your belt line.
The next boy rolls and moves his piece to the funhouse. The Text says "You sneek into the Funhouse." everyone is looking at the board so does not see his ears grow out into those of a donkey.
The next boy lands on the whore house. The text simply says "Isn't it obvious!" This boy's feet turn into hoves beneath him.
It is you turn again and you land on Tobacco Row, the text "You smoke yourself silly" You now have a grown a pair of donkey ears.