Tony never shows up and your friends have a different plan.
They also find out your are not attachable after all which isn't fun to Jake who was going to attach you to himself but failed, Ruan even tries and nothing happens.
You're just a big dick and balls!
Oddly you are seven foot long, even longer when erect and have testicals the size of a queen size bed!
You can see but can't speak, which your friends see as a problem.
Ryan: How are we supposed to even communicate with a dick?!
He can't speak!
How is he even alive?!
Is he breathing or something?!
He's a penis! A penis Jake!
But here he is, on the floor just being warm occasionally moving!
Dicks don't move on their own unless they are attached.
He clearly isn't.
He's a giant living cock and balls!
He neighs in fear.
The whole time Ryan was freaking out Jake found a blue jellybean marked with v.
Jake: Umm.... How are we supposed to get this in him? He asks.
Ryan: How the hell should I know?!
He yells.
Jake sets the jellybean in front of you expecting something to happen.
You think to yourself, I'm a cock, I can't swallow!
Am I even breathing?
I have no lungs?
You breath in and your ball sack grows.
You exhale and you deflate.
Ryan: Did you see that?!
He's is breathing... somehow... He says confused.
Jake: Dude breath the bean in!
We're not feeding you. He laughs.
You suck it in, you have no taste but you feel it slide down your shaft.
You get a tingle in your shaft a suddenly you're speaking!
Not normally but instead in vibrations in your body.
Guys I feel amazing!
I never want to change back! You say.
Ryan: You want to stay a dick? He asks.
Jake: How are you going to get around? He asks.
Yeah!
For movement I can squirm like a worm. You laugh.
I have full control of myself. You say.
Your girlfriend Suzie comes over from another aisle and finds you and your buds.
She's black, 5'5", has wide hips and a big booty as well as DD boobs.
Her boobs are larger than you remember.
As soon as you see her you get rock hard!
Growing to about ten feet in length.
Suzie: You guys are taking forever in here!
Where's my boo!
Jake, why is Ryan a horse?
I'm ready to go home so he and I can just have some fun.
Ryan: He's right here... He's turned into a giant penis.
Suzie: Oh my God!!
No wonder it grew when he saw me.
Hey honey! Can you hear me? She asks.
Loud and clear booty! You say.
Suzie: OH MY GOD!! She screams!
She runs over and gives you a big hug which is squeezing your shaft and making pre-cum drip!
Suzie: Oh, hold on!
She lowers you down and starts to lick the cum off.
There clean! She says.
Suzie: Hmm... But there is a problem....
How are we supposed to have sex?
You are way too large to fit!
Hmm... I could keep you this big and just siphon the cum out of you or shrink you back... So many possibilities with a boyfriend who is a big dick! She says.