"Keith- I don't know if I can trust you while I sleep anymore. I think that I need to come up with a severe enough punishment that you will not mess with me. Android: delete the Keith profile."
Android Keith responds, "<Deletion will free up 59% of available memory- are you sure you want to do this?>"
Actual Keith cuts back in- "What are you saying? What are you doing to me? You're going to delete me? I thought you were my best friend!"
"You were, but I can see you are never going to fully behave – so you will never fully be my android slave if you're still in there. Confirm deletion."
"<Deletion confirmed. Deletion commencing in 10 seconds.>"
Real Keith begs, "Don't do this! I'll behave; I promise. Think about this – were you in love with me or just with my body? Can you stand to know if that'll make a difference? Please don't delete –…"
"<Keith profile unloaded>" the android states. "<Commencing deletion.>"
You watch the progress bar start to scroll past Keith's eyes. Keith's profile must've been massive – because it's taking a long time to complete. You think about Keith's question; and wonder if he's right. Were you in love with Keith's body, or the total package? You conclude it was the total package.
"Stop deletion!" you exclaim. The progress bar halts at 52%.
"Recover deleted files" you command.
"<File recovery not possible. You did not order a back up before commencing deletion.>"
"Well – load what's left of the Keith profile." Let's see what the effect is.