You run back to your hotel room and throw off your clothes. You srew off the lid of the jar giving no heed to the image of the donkey on it. You start to run the ointment all over your body and wait to see what will happen. Sitting on the bed it appears to you that nothing has happened.
"Sure, you cry out in discust I steal the one thing that does nothing."
Than something on the lid catches your eye.
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