Gabe was having a pretty lousy day. First, he was told he needed a babysitter. A babysitter. He was a teenager now. He would be learning to drive soon. People were going to trust him to hurtle down the road at ten times the normal walking speed, but couldn't trust him alone in his house for the afternoon? But no, mom and dad just needed their date night, and he couldn't be trusted.
Oh, and then his babysitter turned out to be a lunatic who got him sucked into a murder game full of magic and nerds. And then he got lost. All in all, lousy day for Gabe. He eventually found an unmarked door along the hallway he was walking down. Not sure what else he could really do, Gabe pushed the door open. When he did, one of those freaky floaty cards appeared in front of him.
Pubstomp
Minion Group
If you win: take their drinks and gain a treasure
If you lose: your mmr tanks and they get you hammered
Gabe nearly shut the door right there. He had dealt with enough "pubstomps" in games, especiall games like League, that ended up just being four drunk idiots that he somehow got stuck as the fifth player for. The worst part was, despite the fact that it was the position that required the most communication, he was the one always stuck on support. Unfortunately, the door didn't close.
"Christ sake, what am I supposed to do now?" Gabe asked.
"We're gonna fight," one of the pubstompers said, a gangly one with ADC written in bright red across his shirt.
"Why? What are you even doing here?" Gabe asked.
"Easy, we're pwning hard!" a short skinny one said, his shirt declaring he was the mid laner.
"Ok, one second though," Gabe said, pulling his hand of cards out of thin air. He put away all but one of them, a treasure card, and thought as hard as he could about equipping it. The card disappeared, being replaced by a transparent floating version of itself in front of Gabe.
Headset of Hyperspace
Headgear
+2 in combat
User must give a shoutout to sponsor before every combat
A shiny black pair of headphones and a mic materialized around Gabe's head, "You guys should buy Razor. But first, let's work out some aggression," Gabe dramatically cracked his knuckles and walked toward the four drunk gamers.