You run for the neares place you can strip naked to put it on. This happens to be the place's Swimming pool. On your way in you grab a swim suit. After undressing you go in the shower with the bottle in you hands. Tearing off the lid you do not see the warning
Wait 1 hour for results. Do not swim or bathe after using
Tossing the lid aside you rub the ointment onto your skin. Then with hopes of impressing the others with your new enhancments. With gusto you dive into the pool.
Upon surfacing a boy swims by with strange looking ears. Another swims by with something moving in his shorts.