As you lean over the table to make your shot your pants start to swell. You are so intent onlining up this multiball shot that you pay no notice to the tearing sound as your Tail shoots outward. You fire off your shot and the balls bounce about and then the nine ball drops into the pocket.
"I win!" You shout out. "See this game is fun and easy to play. Want to go again?"
None of the others answer They are staring at you with eyes the size of saucers
"What the matter with you?" You ask
"Y-y-yoou have a-a-a T-t-t-ail!" George says pointing, his own tail waving behind him.
"Tail, nice try you are just sore I won." You reply
"We aren't kidding!" John and James say togather "You have a tail!"
Ha Ha HA HA HAW HeeHaw! You laugh at their staments then slap your hands to your mouth. Your loud braying causes the other boys to start laughing as well
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haw HEE HAW HEEHAW! Then they too put their hands to their mouths.