(Think of this theme in your mind while reading this:)
Lance walked into the bimbo room and said "Let's kick some bimbo ass!" As he roundhouse kicked two bimbo's, as he strangled another one, and then stomped on them. Peter just shot them all in the head like a Chuck Norris with a minigun while Lance's Mom whacked them all in the head with a burnt frying pan. They were all doing good, as Lance double punched two bimbo's, and broke their necks as he elbowed three bimbos in a row on their vital part.
Ten minutes later, the bimbos in the NASA headquarters were all wiped out as Lance and his mom looted all of the food in the area, and Lance also picked up a gun and grenade.
"Well, do you know what time it is?"
"What?" Peter and Lance's mom said.
"Time to leave earth." Lance said as the crew went back in the elevator, the alarm still going on.
Lance's heart was beating fast, his journey was almost over. The elevator opened, as Lance heard sex going on. Now what?