"What if I made you into a sexy nerd girl?" Milton asked with a grin
"A what?! C'mon Milton, you're dreaming. There's no such thing." Katie said incredulously.
"What about those professional cosplayers?"
"...you mean the chicks who dress up like videogame characters and super heroes and crap?!" Katie said, wrinkling her nose
"YEAH!" Milton said with the utmost excitement
Katie rolled her eyes. She couldn't believe this. Sure she felt bad about how her change made Milton's life crap but she didn't wanna just let him turn her into his dream girlfriend. Then it hit her.
"Waaait a second. Milton. You're trying to turn me into your girlfriend, aren't you?"
"Wha-NO! No of course not! I mean if I was going to do that, I'd make you Asian first!"
Katie tried to stifle her laughter, but couldn't. She burst out roaring with laughter as she remembered that time she walked in on Milton masturbating to Japanese porn. How could she forget his Asian fetish!
"Hahahahahahaha...ha...aaah...hooboy. Thanks, Milton, I needed that."
"But seriously though, Katie! I was just thinking how I could make you be more comfortable around me without making you all...you know...not sexy and popular. Besides, our D&D group could use the feminine touch!"
"OOOH NO. You are NOT getting me in a chainmail bikini, buster!"
"We don't LARP!"
"What's a LARP?"
"Nevermind. So are you cool with that?"