Andy took his first card, nervous for his first card.
"How wide is Player Two's vagina?" he read silently.
"Oh crap, I have no idea for this one." Andy said, realizing what a wrong answer could mean.
"What's the question?" Sam asked.
"I'd rather not say, but I'm guessing three inches." Andy said.
Whatever the correct answer, it wasn't three inches. Andy made a very strange face as his penis and testicles retracted into his pelvis, leaving a slit behind. He could feel his innards shifting as he gained a womb and ovaries.
"You ok Andy?" Jackie asked.
"Yeah, great." Andy said weakly.
"Well, you could always take a chance card." Sam said, seeming to guess what had happened to Andy.
"Yeah, I will."
Andy picked a Mind chance card.
"Communication is key in any relationship, even non-romantic ones. You are more open and honest with your thoughts and feelings."
"Well, it's better than this. I accept." Andy said.
Much to his relief, his genitals returned to their old, male form. He didn't feel any different, so he hoped the chance card was minor.