You dig through the aisle and soon find something that catches your eye, a pair of jeans with a large furry skunk tail sewn on, just your size. You find yourself intregued with the pants having been known to be a furry. You snatch them up an take them to a nearby changing room and lock the door behind you. You slip off your current pair and try these new ones on. The jeans fit like a glove, perfectly snug on your legs. You look in the mirror and admire how they look on you, especially with the tail, you love them. You try to take them off but you feel it pinch on your body, caught on something. You keep trying to pull but nothing happens. You slip your hand into the jeans trying to find the problem. You find something, the tail of the jeans had fused with your spine. You look back and swish it back and forth, proving that it really is yours.