Tyrone, a young man close enough to the stage to smell it the second Alex voided her bowels suddenly shouted, "Hey lady! We came here to see some magic, not whatever kind of sick donkey show you're running! How about you or your kid makes that pile of crap there disappear and you bring out some of the classics! Get a hot babe out here and saw her in half, or maybe pull a Houdini and have someone tie you up and dunk you in a tank already?"
A wave of mixed reactions came over the rest of the audience as Madame Illusia sized him up with a smirk. "Well," she retorted, "while I agree this stage has already hosted enough jackasses for one evening, but let's have you up here anyway."
This got more of a laugh from the audience. Rolling his eyes, Tyrone stepped up on stage, quite eager at this point to exit through some trap door and get back to the fresh air.