Christianna threw on a fluffy bathrobe and trotted to the door, which was reverberating to heavy knocking. She opened it to find a big, hunky policeman on her doorstep. "Ma'am, this area is being evacuated. You're going to have to leave now--there's a dragon in the area."
Christianna's robe fell open, displaying her mouth-watering breasts. "Oh, officer, I'm so scared. Can't you just hold me?"
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"Dragon" came the sound from the loudspeaker. "Come out of the store. We have you surrounded."
"Huh" said Jamilla. "Pigs this time? I could go for some pork."
"No!" The dragonness lunged for the Chronivac.